10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier