10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.