10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!