10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.