10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!