10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.