10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.