10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.