10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is for loners.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio