10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for loners.