10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.