10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier