10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.