10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.