10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.