10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim