10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."