10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.