10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"