10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker