10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion