10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones