10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.