10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- im going to 2 out you to death