10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."