10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.