10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer