10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi