10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."