10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek