10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson