10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)