10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear