10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• It's Free To Fold...