10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)