10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer