10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph