10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."