10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"