10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.