10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
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