10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.