10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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