10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio