10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves