10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."