10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for loners.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.