10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.