10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..