10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake